from Cheeks to Lips in 4 years, beat that !!
Posted on May 18th, 2007
When the nature goes hard on you, shit happens. Worse, even otherwise shit happens. -skp
You remember what this ” : O ” stands for? Ofcourse you do but since we have been ( specially ppl like Halley ) exploiting it to limit and thus people have actually forgotten the depth of shock-ness it provides, I would like to give you a real :O.
Today I will take you into the world of 10 dimensions, Warps and Branes, where one is sure about nothing but that F.R.I.E.N.D.S was a great show ( don’t know where this came from ), rest is true with a probability of p. This is the world of String Theory extended to The biological development in a f**kin extra dimension, by Yours Truly and Co.
So lets try to have a frame of reference, I skp was born on 22nd Nov ‘83. In my last teen year, 19, August 2003, a movie was released you all mite know, Koi Mil Gaya If you remember there was this little girl who has played a lot of other child roles, named Hansika Motwani, No, u dont, even I couldn’t, so look at this pic ….
So sweet….. I hope most of the 8-10 years kids remember her from a lot of kids-shows which used to populate all the channels from 5-7PM. I feel so sorry for u all sweet little admirers of her…. you will know .. you will know…So what happens then is, I grow, I was in my second year of B.Tech. here at IIIT and now into 5th (? no, not failed, its worse) One silent night which was basically last night I find out, one sec there were these winds blowing too, nevermind so I find out she is acting in another movie, No Big Deal. I thought its been 4 years and she would be acting as a grown up kid… something like this ….
Hmmm not exactly she was like this when we were sleeping all these long 4 years when the time was traveling at a different rate for her and for poor us. Today she is ….
Dude whats going on, it has just been god damn 4 years or has it not :(, dont tell me that, am I older than 23, wasn’t my batch able to do 160 credits in four years, no God no, it took more than four years for people to play Quake so well, now I am actually scared about those extra dimensions thing. Where did i miss the Big-Bang, rather the Big-Bang 2 ? As far as I remember small kids and when I say small kids I really mean small, physically small, age wise small, totally small, watching some serials involving magic pencil, even then she was a tiny girl damn it.
wat the hell …. this post is dedicated to all the BHMBs[1]
PS 0 : I hope you get the title, in case not, don’t bother, you are as well not :O
PS 1 : Even If I believe Koi Mil Gaya was shot in 2001 or 2002, doesnt help, there were other TV serials showing her a tini-tiny cute girl at the same time
PS 2 : Try looking at the movies done by Scarlett Johansson, it took her 10 years to go from a kid to hot-chick, from Home Alone 3 to The Prestige, to grow up, similar to Lindsay Lohan and Drew Barrymore.
PS 3 : What about those poor souls, the 10-12 years the inspired ones from Little Manhattan who watched her with a sigh of relief after the heavy work load at school….God thats unfair
PS 4 : Now, I totally believe in the concept of String Theory and Extra Dimensions, because if the above can happen I am sure, Impossible is Nothing
PS 5 : Thanks to Parry for bringing this mystical event to my innocent eyes.
[1] Bade hoke mall banegi
skp
Ohh GOD .. this is her ??
gosh .. i have been seeing her in all these Himesh movie ads .. I didn’t realize it was the same girl .. damnit .. !!
How the F**K did this happen man .. wasn’t it like 3-4 years back ??
Ye kaise ho gaya bhai? Kya mein sapna dekh raha hoon??!!!
This has been the most talked about topic amongst us for some time now… When my sis told me that she was the same girl i was just shcked.. how can sombody change so much in so little time And for all u know she is just 15 yrs… will turn 16 this august..
when Parry told me about this, I was like ’stop kidding man’ … I think I am old
Dood.
noe wat..
she’s still just 15!!
her b’day’s in 1991.
OMG!
Thanx for collecetin all the info
… was lookin for it 
.
@All : Thats what I call, US style growth !!
Shit! This is HER? THIS is her? THIS is HER?
where did u get the BHMB thingy
… some of my bihari friends used to utter that while i was in fiitjee …
unbelievable data …. i think u and shiben are pretty obsesssed by the string theory … he keeps strange status messages regarding string theory …
dude she has beeeeeeeeooooooooooooobs!!!
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@ pati :
I just got one thing to say ….
” :O “
“:O” “:O”
..but what the f* problem with me..why cant I read your blog carefully..I guess this is because of the snaps you put at. 
In last couple of hour…Many of my friends have told me about this blog and chick. Blog is written in a user-friendly way
just want to say a line as a comment on this…its a
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this is child labor ..
it should be bannned …
for god sake she is 15 …
a love scene with 15 year old.(it will be there in film)
where all mahila mukti morcha feminists hve gone …
Even Emma Watson is older than Motwani right?? Nice research… After all you are in MS By Research
a drastic change in 4 years. and iiit girls wont even chage in centuries
Nice post !!
shocked me tooooooooo
:O Yeah, I think she has acted in some telugu movie and the pics are from there or something .. But thts a lot for a 15 yr old !!!
“OMG … what the F**k is that …”
this was my reaction when I first came to know abt this disaster …..
btw .. cool title … and BHMB was awsome …!!
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Elisha Cuthbert:
Till 2001 : Popular Mechanics for Kids
2004 : The Girl Next Door
I need not explicitly mention the explicit change
BHMB also refers to “Badi hoke Maa banegi” (for the bahenji types)
so its totally on user jurisdiction to use it on “Bahenji” or “Babe”
ye pagel ho gayi hai kay nimesh keshmiya ke sath apna future barbaad kar rahi hai !!!
A similar thing happened to Shweta Basu Prasad.
She was a kid in 2005. (Waah life ho to aisi).
Last time I checked, she has acted as a heroine in three Telugu films.
And she has a halley-ish belly now.